In a class room a teacher asked Susie, “Which part of the body enlarges 10 folds when stimulated?” Susie who was quite a chatter box said, “What kind of a teacher are you to ask a 6th grader something like that?” Teacher was totally stunned and dumb found as Jonnie suddenly rose up and said, “Iris” The teacher said, “Good job Jonnie” and “You little missy (to Susie) haven’t studied well, has a dirty mind and will be very disappointed when you grow up!”
I got this message on my phone’s display from my service provider. It said, “Wallpaper – ‘This lady is too hot and might melt your phone!’
One day a dad found his 5 year old daughter eating chocolate in the very morning! Dad thundered saying’ “Are you eating chocolate sweets during this hour of the day?” The answer was “No dad I was just using my teeth to shape the edges!”
There once was a husband whose wife had been having a telephone mania. When ever she talked on the phone she tried to last the conversation at least 30 minutes. One day as she phoned one of her friends, she unbelievably replaced the receiver back in about 15 minutes! Seeing the unfamiliar behavior of the wife, husband was totally stunned! He asked, “What’s wrong honey? Was your friend in hurry or something?”. She replied, “No really…it was a wrong number!”
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